Water vs. Wine

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Water vs. Wine

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:43 pm

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is

freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the

end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other

words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or

tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go

through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or

fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to

drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm

doing it as a public service.
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Post by Tom-May » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:42 pm

"Water? I never touch it - Fish F**k in it!"

Attrib. W.C.Fields
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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WC Fields

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:29 am

"I don't drink water - fish fornicate in it"!
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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