Murphys Law Of Combat Operations

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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

If you receive two contradictory orders, obey them both.

If your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it.

There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.