A Woman's Poem

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Karl/Pa.
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A Woman's Poem

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:00 pm

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...

Like his MOTHER used to do.
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Liked that one

Post by Niner » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:05 pm

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:06 pm

Sort of brings a tear to the eye, does it not?
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