Wedding Test

[DaveGreen1954]

THE WEDDING TEST

>

> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

> and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

> decided to get married. There was only one

> little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

> younger sister.

>

>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

> would regularly bend down when she was near

> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

> be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

> near anyone else.

>

>One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

> come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

> alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

> had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

> overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

> before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

>

> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

>

> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

> up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

> and made a beeline straight to the front door.

>

>I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

>

> Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing

> outside, all clapping!

>

> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

> aid, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

> little test. We couldn't ask for a better

> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

>

> And the moral of this story is:

>

>

>Always keep your condoms in your car.

Dave