Da Vinci Code?

[wh12725]

Da Vinci Code?



Written across the wall of a cave were the following symbols: (see below)





It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.



The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.



The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman'

[spearedum]

can I use that for my avatar?

thanx Dante'

[wh12725]

Only if you can tell me what an avatar is? I see it listed below but have no clue what that is!

[Tom-May]

"...Only if you can tell me what an avatar is? I see it listed below but have no clue what that is!..."

wh12725,

Is that a serious question? (I only ask because despite your comment, you have one).

In this use of the term, it's the little 'logo' under your name - in your case the wolf's head and latin tag, in mine the Bairnesfather cartoon sea lion.

hth.

Tom (aka 'walrus' hence the avatar)

[wh12725]

Tom...I guess I figured it out when I was doing my profile....but I've never heard that word....of course I don't recall being offered an opportunity to be educated at Harvard either :?