Fixen a deal - Chicago Style

Post by **Niner** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:09 pm

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House

in Washington D.C. . One was from Illinois , one from Tennessee , and a third from Kentucky . They all go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Tennessee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some

measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for

materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.'

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then

says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my

crew, and $100 profit for me.'

The Illinois contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to

the White House official and whispers, '$2,700.'

The official, incredulous, whispers back, 'You didn't even measure like

the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Illinois contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you,

and we hire that guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.'

'Done!' replies the government official.

And that my friends, is how it all works ! ! !

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:53 pm

Sounds about right to me

Joe