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maybe not a "funnie"

Post by biganimal » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:01 pm

THE LAW IS THE LAW!

I really love this one

This is one of the better e-mails I have

received in a long time! I hope this makes

its way around the USA several times over!!!!!

So Be It!


THE LAW IS THE LAW


So ' if ' the US government determines that it is

against the law for the words "In God We Trust"

to be on our money, then, so be it.


And ' if ' that same government decides that the

'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on

a government installation, then, so be it.

I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a

law abiding US citizen.

I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that

smarter people than I are in positions to make good

decisions. I would like to think that those people have

the American public's best interests at heart.

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?

Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and

cannot post His Commandments in Government

buildings , I don't believe the Government and its

employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government

is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday,

Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day.

I'd like the US Supreme Court to be in session on

Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as

well as Sundays.' After all, it's just another day.



I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives

to not have to worry about getting home for the

'Christmas Break.' After all it's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars

could be saved, if all government offices & services

would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter.

It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be

just like any other day of the week to a government

that is trying to be 'politically correct.'



In fact....

I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God...) because, after all, our government says that it should

be just another day....

What do you all think????


If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected

officials will stop giving in to the 'minority opinions'

and begin, once again, to represent the 'majority'

of ALL of the American people.

SO BE IT...........


Please Dear Lord,

Give us the help needed to keep you in our country!

'Amen' and 'Amen'


These are definitely things I never thought about but

from now on, I will be sure to question those in

government who support these changes.
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Re: maybe not a "funnie"

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:16 am

Isn't Easter always on a Sunday?
:USA:

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Re: maybe not a "funnie"

Post by biganimal » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:50 pm

last time I checked it was........my boss loves it as he doesn't have to pay holiday pay for Easter...
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