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Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:36 am

Here is a possible solution to all the controversy over
full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray
you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you .

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and
expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it is brilliant.

I can see it now: you are in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

How Cool is that?????
Duncan

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