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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:31 am

In contrast to the classic lines of the Lancaster in Joe's photo, I give you the ugliest aircraft I have seen lately................

Farman F.120T Jabiru (Stork)
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:16 am

Designed by a committee no doubt :loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Woftam » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:28 am

Mmmmm. Fugly, yeah that's the word for it.
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Aughnanure » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:20 am

Graeme,

Thou hast strucken the holding device squarely upon the cranium.
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:17 am

And if ugly wasn't enough, the pilot sat in an open cockpit on top of the wing, behind the middle engine!!!

Yes Duncan, designed by committee, and from the looks of it, after drinking a LOT of your wine. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Aughnanure » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:32 pm

I can just (barely) imagine coming in to land in a rain storm.
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by mosu » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:16 am

One day at 12 am Churkhills college said you are trank. Churkhill answered tomorrow I am clear but you are ugly. :D
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:36 am

mosu wrote:One day at 12 am Churkhills college said you are trank. Churkhill answered tomorrow I am clear but you are ugly. :D
I think this should be:
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Also worthy of note,
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

And to finish off,
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:00 am

Love that last one.
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by mosu » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:37 pm

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Mini vodka bottles in a handy west to smuggle our own bottles to resturant. Only 10 Euros but a skillfull sewing machine user makes the thing by own hand. :D
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