Where's Your Wheelie Bin?

[BobB1]

Where's Your Wheelie Bin?




An Aussie garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins [garbage containers] and emptying them into his compactor.


He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out and, in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck and knocks at the front door.


There's no answer.


Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder this time.


Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.


"Harro!" says the Japanese man.


"Guday, mate! Where's yer bin?" asks the collector.


"I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.


"No! No! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"


"I dust been to toiret, I tord you!", says the Japanese man, still perplexed.


"Listen," says the collector, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin"


"OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.


He leans over and whispers in the collector's ear, "I wheelie bin habing sex wiffa wife's sista!"

[Karl/Pa.]

[DuncaninFrance]

[Aughnanure]

I always make sure that my wheelie bin is out.