Gota love them Canadians.......eh.

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Gota love them Canadians.......eh.

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:44 pm

CANADIAN JOKE # 1
>
> After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
> decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
> "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona ." The
> bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
>
> The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
> me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one..
>
> The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
> Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
>
> The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
> The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
> The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
> drinking a Molson's?"
>
> The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
> drinking beer, neither would I."

>
> CANADIAN JOKE #2
>
> Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ?
>
> The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling
> the pins and throwing them back.
>
> CANADIAN JOKE #3
> In Canada , we have two seasons...six months of winter and six months of
> poor snowmobiling.
>
> CANADIAN JOKE #4
> One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
> together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatts Blue. Just as
> they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of
> their pints.
>
> The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American
> fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as
> if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and
> started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT
> YOU BASTARD!!!"
>
> CANADIAN JOKE #5
>
> A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
> pepper.
>
> "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
>
> "Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.
>
> CANADIAN JOKE #6
>
> An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.
> They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them
> died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on
> the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and
> nurses present asked him what happened.
>
> "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a
> beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing
> at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were
> all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could
> return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the
> $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
>
> "That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to
> the other two?"
>
> "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over
> the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."




Hey, I just realized this is my 800th post, a milestone!!!

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Re: Gota love them Canadians.......eh.

Post by Niner » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:23 pm

At this site 800 is a lot of posts. Great to see you have made as many, Vern. But here it's quality over quantity......although maybe not in my case. :loco:
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Post by Aughnanure » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:57 am

The Canucks catch up with you, Vern, it won't be much over 800 :lol: :lol:
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Post by Tom-May » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:59 am

The only Canadian joke I can think of at the moment (as told by a Canadian)

Why do 'Newfies' keep empty beer bottles in the 'fridge?

For those of their mates who don't drink.


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Post by Niner Delta » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:20 pm

Actually, I grew up 18 miles from Canada and have spent my share of time there. I always enjoyed going there, and popping across the border was like going to another state. The people are always friendly and they have less of an accent than most Texans. It is the only foreign country I would ever consider living in, we always thought of Canada as the the 51st state. :mrgreen:
We used to vacation (holiday, eh) there when the boys were small, just drove up to the border, show your drivers license and say "Yup, those are my kids." and the border patrol says, "Have a good time, eh."
Now I hear it's not so easy, you need more paperwork.

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