Dallas Cowboys

[Niner]

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.

For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get
stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys



Q .What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.



Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old



Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.



Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

[Niner Delta]

I don't even bother to watch football any more, but the Cowboys and the Raiders are the teams I ignore the hardest.

Vern.