Dark in Here

[BobB1]

Wife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in

the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the

mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.

Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I

sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like

that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to

take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and

the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that stuff again"

[Aughnanure]

So? It's usually dark in the confessional.
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[DuncaninFrance]

What's a 'confessional'

[Aughnanure]

Where you should go . . . . just to prove that priests haven't heard everything