Dead Boss

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Niner Delta
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Dead Boss

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:37 am

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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Re: Dead Boss

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:39 am

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