Loves it........

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Niner Delta
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Loves it........

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:29 am

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
:USA:

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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