King Arthur and women

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King Arthur and women

Post by joseyclosey » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:35 pm

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a

neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the priests, the prostitutes, the wise men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch. Only she would know the answer. The price would be high, however, as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk

to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept

her price first: she wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights

of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified

as the witch was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises ... etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature and he refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a burden. Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that no sacrifice was too high compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's

question thusly: What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own

life. Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and

that Arthur's life would be spared. And it was so.

The neighboring monarch granted Arthur total freedom and Gawain and the

witch had a splendid marriage. Arthur was torn between relief and anguish.

Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her

worst manners on display and made everyone very uncomfortable. The

honeymoon hour approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific

experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Gawain asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self only half the time, and the other half she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night? What a cruel question! Gawain pondered his predicament: during the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends but, at night in the privacy of his home, a hideous witch? Or vice-a-versa?

What would you do? What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read it

until you've made you own choice.

Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon

hearing this, the witch announced that she would be beautiful all the time,

because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

What is the moral of this story?

The moral is this: If a woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to

get ugly.
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Post by spearedum » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:43 pm

"Always look on the bright side of life"
thanx Dante' :salute:
"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
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