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Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:09 pm

Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.
Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's a very competitive price," and handed over his money.

"Will you be wanting a glass with that Mr. O'Leary ?" enquired the barman .......... :mrgreen:
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Post by Niner Delta » Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:34 pm

I take it that Ryanair is a "no frills" airline. :mrgreen:

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:22 am

THE original Vern!
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