Govt Warning

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Govt Warning

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri May 20, 2011 10:35 am

The Government has issued a further warning for the cold weather.

They suggest that anyone travelling in icy conditions should make sure they have the following:

Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-Icer
Rock Salt
Tyre Chains
Torch or lantern with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty Petrol Can
First Aid Kit
Jump Leads
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Advice that I heeded , BUT must admit I felt a right tw*t on the bus this morning :roll:
Duncan

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