Hymn #365

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Hymn #365

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:54 pm

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing
song, Let us sing
Hymn #365, ' Shall We Gather at the River.'
Duncan

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