Christmas is Fast Approaching

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Karl/Pa.
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Christmas is Fast Approaching

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:23 pm

The Christmas/Hanukkah holidays are fast approaching, and you may be attending festivities where alcohol might be served, I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.


As you well know, some of us (me) have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had some rather nice Woodford Reserve. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a cab home.

I arrived back safely and without incident, which was a real surprise since I had never driven a cab before, and I'm not sure where I got this one...........

Merry Christmas all.
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Re: Christmas is Fast Approaching

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:47 pm

Somebody changed this joke, it used to be the guy took a bus, anybody can drive a cab!! :mrgreen:

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