muslim suicides?

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Muslim Suicides?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide

Let's see now:

* No Jesus.

* No Wal-Mart.

* No television.

* No cheerleaders.

* No baseball.

* No football.

* No basketball.

* No hockey.

* No golf.

* No tailgate parties.

* No Home Depot.

* No pork BBQ.

* No hot dogs.

* No burgers.

* No lobster.

* No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

* No gumbo.

* No jambalaya.

* More than one wife. (HELLO! ARE YOU CRAZY?)

* Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

* Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

* Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

* No chocolate chip cookies.

* No Girl Scout cookies.

* No Christmas.

* You can't shave.

* Your wives can't shave.

* You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

* Your bride is picked by someone else.

* She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when they die it all gets better!!

I mean, really; "IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?"