Tesco Burgers...

This is where you can share a funny story or joke. Adult humor allowed in large degree. Jokes that are considered more offensive than humorous will be deleted.
User avatar
joseyclosey
Moderator
Posts: 3918
Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:48 pm
Location: UK

Tesco Burgers...

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:01 am

Checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge today ...

...and they're off!



I knew they were off when they gave me the trots....

Low in fat but very high in Shergar....

Best before date was 3.30 at Kempton....

;)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... dings.html
User avatar
DuncaninFrance
Global Moderator Sponsor 2011-2017
Posts: 11071
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:08 pm
Location: S.W.France
Contact:

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:43 am

Apparently they were made for the Belgian market Joe :lol: :lol:
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
User avatar
joseyclosey
Moderator
Posts: 3918
Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:48 pm
Location: UK

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:54 pm

Duncan, there's nowt wrong with a bit of la viande de cheval. Image

Joe ;)
User avatar
Niner
Site Admin
Posts: 11756
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:00 pm
Location: Lower Alabama

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by Niner » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:17 pm

So what did they do with the burgers? Should be worth something as dog food I'd imagine.
User avatar
joseyclosey
Moderator
Posts: 3918
Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:48 pm
Location: UK

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:43 pm

Off to the landfill I should imagine Robert.
User avatar
Niner Delta
Global Moderator Sponsor 2011-2017
Posts: 4993
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:51 pm
Location: Sequim, WA

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:18 am

Tesco burgers.............the Thoroughbred of meats...... :cool:
:USA:

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
User avatar
joseyclosey
Moderator
Posts: 3918
Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:48 pm
Location: UK

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:35 am

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers?


Whatever next?


My Lidl Pony.....?
User avatar
DuncaninFrance
Global Moderator Sponsor 2011-2017
Posts: 11071
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:08 pm
Location: S.W.France
Contact:

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:45 am

Best part of it is they also found pig meat in them - think about it :roll:

There was a woman on the news this morning from a food analysis agency in the UK who said their work was purely reactive because of government cut backs. Good job the Irish aren't but maybe that's why they are deeper in the shit than the UK is :(
Another point made was that the content was not a health hazard or anything but the labelling was illegal! More bloody lawyer profits coming I bet.................
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
User avatar
DuncaninFrance
Global Moderator Sponsor 2011-2017
Posts: 11071
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:08 pm
Location: S.W.France
Contact:

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:34 am

It gets worse, now traces of zebra are found in Tesco's bar codes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
User avatar
joseyclosey
Moderator
Posts: 3918
Joined: Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:48 pm
Location: UK

Re: Tesco Burgers...

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:41 am

:mrgreen:
Post Reply