ONE FOR JOE!

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ONE FOR JOE!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:16 pm

A talking frog goes into a bank, and asks to take out a loan. The cashier, Miss Patricia Whack, starts to take him through the application form. Everything is fine until she discovers he has nothing to offer as security.

"Don't worry," the frog tells her, "My father is Keith Richards - he will see to it you get paid back."

"I'm sorry," she replies, "but I can't accept that. Don't you have anything you can offer as security?"

"Well, I do have this." The frog fumbles around in his pocket and takes out a small, cheap, china cat on a key ring. Patricia tells the frog that she needs to seek advice, then takes the china cat to her supervisor and explains the situation.

"So," she concludes, holding out the china cat, "I don't know what this is, or what to tell this customer."

"Isn't it obvious?" the supervisor asks, "It's a nick-nack, Patty Whack: give the frog a loan - his old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Re: ONE FOR JOE!

Post by dhtaxi » Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:35 pm

Groan :cry: .
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Re: ONE FOR JOE!

Post by joseyclosey » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:43 pm

Jeez, I posted that one years ago Duncan.

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:56 pm

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Re: ONE FOR JOE!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:33 pm

joseyclosey wrote:Jeez, I posted that one years ago Duncan.

:mrgreen:
You must be one of those 'Pensioners" then..............................Me, I got all the time and no money :( :(
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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