parrot joke

[joseyclosey]

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute

steal at only £20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a br*thel and as a

result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad

minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying that, she

buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the

woman. "F==k me, a new br*thel and a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a br*thel" scolds the woman trying not

to laugh.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un f==king-believable. A new br*thel, a new madam, and! now two new

pr*stitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not pr*stitutes" complain the

girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new

pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"In f==king-credible, a new br*thel, a new madam, new pr*stitutes, but the

same old clients ..... How ya doin', Dave?"

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