Barter....

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Niner Delta
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Barter....

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:01 am

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"




I thought a few seconds and asked, "Maybe........... what kinda ammo ya got?"

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Re: Barter....

Post by Aughnanure » Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:19 am

What's funny about that?
It's what I would have said too.
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