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by DuncaninFrance » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:18 pm
A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel
outside Kalgoorlie in the West Australian outback.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
"I want your ugliest woman and a burnt steak!"
The Madam is astonished and says, 'But sir, for that kind of money
you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."
The truckie replies, 'I'm not horny.... I'm homesick!" 
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.