Daddy, How Was I Born?

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Daddy, How Was I Born?

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:14 pm

Daddy , how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'



The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Male!
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Re: Daddy, How Was I Born?

Post by Niner » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:38 pm

Very...creative. I like that version.
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