Signs We're Getting Old

[Karl/Pa.]

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

~Your kids are becoming you . . . but your grandchildren are perfect

~Going out is good . . . Coming home is better!

~You forget names . . . But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything . . . especially golf!

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore!

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words . . . "what ?" . . . "when ?". . . ” ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewellery, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet . . . 2 of which you will never wear.

[Dave 101]

How true is that ?

Dave