A lesson in irony............

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Niner Delta
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A lesson in irony............

Post by Niner Delta » Wed May 21, 2014 9:49 pm

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever,
to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior,
asks us, "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts
and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today's lesson.

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Re: A lesson in irony............

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu May 22, 2014 2:46 am

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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