Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course,
perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer.
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such
thing as a perfect man.
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**** Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is
REALLY
the end of the joke.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point: Women never listen.
Maybe one more...........
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Niner Delta
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Maybe one more...........
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Well, we all know any woman will never scroll to the end of this joke... they'ya cut out after the 'perfict man' reference; but, I had to stay 'till the end of the riddel... 'couse I'm the perfict moderator!!! 
thanx Dante'
thanx Dante'
"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway
We grow old because we stop laughing!"
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway