Gallant woman...........

Post by **Niner Delta** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:38 am

Cruise ship happenings from a lovely lady, recently widowed;

MONDAY: Dear Diary ...What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I

felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain personally asked

me to dine at his table. Great food and lively conversation.

TUESDAY: Dear Diary ... I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge

with the Captain. It was a very interesting place to be, but I

didn't understand all the technical instruments.

WEDNESDAY: Dear Diary ... This evening the Captain made proposals to

me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. While he is an attractive

man, I'm not that type of a lady.

THURSDAY: Dear Diary ... Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the

ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!

FRIDAY: Dear Diary .... This afternoon I saved 1,600 lives !!!!!...................Twice.

Vern.