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WET FLOOR

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:30 am

Two policemen call the station on the two way police radio.
"Hello. Is that the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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Post by Niner Delta » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:30 pm

:USA:

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri May 01, 2015 3:08 am

I thought so but I had to give you the chance Vern :loco: :loco:
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Post by Niner Delta » Fri May 01, 2015 1:37 pm

The chance to do what ??????????
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri May 01, 2015 1:57 pm

Jump in and tell me off :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
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Post by Niner Delta » Sun May 03, 2015 7:23 pm

Why would you ever think I would want to do that........ :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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