Meanwhile .....

[Karl/Pa.]

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, " Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

[Aughnanure]

Karl,

You forgot to mention that it was a horse-bus; much more in keeping with the age of the joke

[Niner]

I liked it. Stole it for another joke stream at another site and it was considered a hit. Thanks Karl. I often steal your jokes for such purposes.

[DuncaninFrance]

So do I..................