AN APOLOGY, of sorts, FROM BELFAST GENERAL HOSPITAL

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AN APOLOGY, of sorts, FROM BELFAST GENERAL HOSPITAL

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:51 pm

AN APOLOGY, of sorts, FROM BELFAST GENERAL HOSPITAL

Dear Mr. Murphy,

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your penis
showed it was not cancerous.

It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation.
Karl

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