"I know that smart alec Tex" said the first."He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back"
"Not Tex" said the second."He'll always be just a good ol' boy.When he walks in,I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
"I know Tex better than any of you," said the third.
"He's so smart,he'll figure out a way to do both.Here he comes now"
Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted "Audi,partners!"
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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
