Cowboy style Sex

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Post by wh12725 » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:57 pm

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Cowboy style Sex

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:07 am

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite positions, to have sex.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup one of her breasts in each of your hands and whisper in her ear, ''Boy, these feel just like your sister's." "Then you try and hold on for 8 seconds .."
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:39 pm

Tried that but she told her sister.....
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:42 pm

Aughnanure wrote:Tried that but she told her sister.....
AND..........did they compare or what?
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:57 pm

Don't know, they ain't talkin' t'me...nor nothin' else either :evil: :roll:
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