A Valentines gift idea.

[joseyclosey]

Here's a good prezzie idea for you blokes, if your missis is a moody bitch like my ex.

I remember, many years ago, when I was married first time around, I bought my then wife a mood ring for Valentine Day, as she suffered from mood swings.

It was a great help to me, because I could monitor her mood on any particular day.

I discovered that when she was in a good mood, it turned green.

When she was menopausal, it left a feckin' great red mark on my forehead.