Have you met the wife?

Daddy Jack · Post by **Daddy Jack** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:25 am

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I wish my brother-in-law would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

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dromia · Post by **dromia** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:43 am

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Adam.

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speared um · Post by **speared um** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:29 pm

long live you married her? Buryl ;)

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spearedum · Post by **spearedum** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:10 am

Ah, the joys of wedded bliss

thanx Dante'

biganimal · Post by **biganimal** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:57 pm

I wish my brother-in-law would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

I have the very same brother-in-law !!!!!

Post by **Niner Delta** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:08 am

The definition of "mixed emotions" ;

Seeing your mother in law drive off a cliff in YOUR brand new pickup truck.

Vern.

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