> > >A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. "How
>
> >many children?" asks the civil servant "10" replies the girl. "10???"
>says
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> >the civil servant.. "What are their names?"
>
> > > > > > > "Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec
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> > > > > > and.....eh...Alec
>
> > > > > > > "Doesn't that get confusing?"
>
> > > > > > > "Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin
>in
>
> >the
>
> > > > > > street,
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> > > > > > > ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO
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> > > > > > > TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."
>
> > > > > > > "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the
>
> >perturbed
>
> > > > > > civil
>
> > > > > > > servant.
>
> > > > > > > "'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"
>
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