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[Niner Delta]

What's Your Name?

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and

saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was

heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right

beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or

pleasure?"

She said smiling, "Business, I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs of America

Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting

next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs. Struggling to

maintain his composure, he calmly asked. "What's your business role at the

convention?



"Lecture," she responded, "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that

I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some to the popular

myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?



"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that black men are the most

well-endowed of all men, when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is

most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are

the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the

best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is

the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she

said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know

your name."



"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

[ARMOREDCOURIER]

I had no idea there was anyone out there with the same name as mine!