Milsurp After Hours

Good one Karl; reminds me of a great friend of my mother's who was a Sister of Charity and was administrative Matron of a Catholic Hospital in Sydney. There had been a 'flasher' seen around the hospital and Rita, the Matron, decided to accompany a nervious young nurse across the small park between the hospital and the Nurses' Quarters, late one night.
The flasher struck, no doubt thinking that the nun would flee in fright. Rita told us afterwards that she said "Put it away, my good man, we have seen much better than that." and that "he was deflated, both literally and figuratively".

They been robbed yet?

(came in late on this one ! )

Been robbed yet? Well I guess. And it's a bank too. Now there is a bank that's sure to be growing soon.

Not enough money in your account to meet your needs? No problem. Just say how much you want. We'll assume you have a gun on you.

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