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Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2022 4:37 pm
by Aughnanure
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Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 3:39 am
by DuncaninFrance
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 4:03 am
by DuncaninFrance
AND ONE LINERS...................
“The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000.” “Great. I’ll start later.”
When the pool re-opens, due to social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3, and 5.
Tip: Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.
Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo".
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman try to find her car. Each time she raises her phone, I honk my horn.
If a cookie falls on the floor and I pick it up, that's a squat, right?
Do you throw junk away just a week before you need it for a project?
Had a bad mix-up at the store today. The cashier said "strip down facing me." Apparently she was referring to my credit card.
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2022 8:17 pm
by Niner
I saw this in a dinner in Kentucky yesterday. It was not for sale.
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2022 8:50 pm
by Niner Delta
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:56 am
by DuncaninFrance
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2022 7:56 am
by DuncaninFrance
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2022 7:56 pm
by Aughnanure
Ain’t it ever been so

Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 4:50 am
by DuncaninFrance
Re: One image cartoons
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 12:04 pm
by Niner
Artillery king of battle. The infantry are known as the queens. One early surmise as to why.