ONE FOR JOE!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:16 pm
A talking frog goes into a bank, and asks to take out a loan. The cashier, Miss Patricia Whack, starts to take him through the application form. Everything is fine until she discovers he has nothing to offer as security.
"Don't worry," the frog tells her, "My father is Keith Richards - he will see to it you get paid back."
"I'm sorry," she replies, "but I can't accept that. Don't you have anything you can offer as security?"
"Well, I do have this." The frog fumbles around in his pocket and takes out a small, cheap, china cat on a key ring. Patricia tells the frog that she needs to seek advice, then takes the china cat to her supervisor and explains the situation.
"So," she concludes, holding out the china cat, "I don't know what this is, or what to tell this customer."
"Isn't it obvious?" the supervisor asks, "It's a nick-nack, Patty Whack: give the frog a loan - his old man's a Rolling Stone."
"Don't worry," the frog tells her, "My father is Keith Richards - he will see to it you get paid back."
"I'm sorry," she replies, "but I can't accept that. Don't you have anything you can offer as security?"
"Well, I do have this." The frog fumbles around in his pocket and takes out a small, cheap, china cat on a key ring. Patricia tells the frog that she needs to seek advice, then takes the china cat to her supervisor and explains the situation.
"So," she concludes, holding out the china cat, "I don't know what this is, or what to tell this customer."
"Isn't it obvious?" the supervisor asks, "It's a nick-nack, Patty Whack: give the frog a loan - his old man's a Rolling Stone."
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