Milsurp After Hours

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.

Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"

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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft git!"

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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist

"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

Nice one , I don't think too many on this forum will get the jokes without knowing the accent though .

Dave

I think I can get it....eating a carrot ...18 carat.

I knew a couple of guys once in the Army from Virginia...one of the original colony states. They had a very mild southern to neutral accent...until some words came into play. For instance the "ou" sound. If they were saying "about" it would come out "a boat". And "out" would be "oat". Otherwise...they talked ordinary American.

The Yorkshire dialect will probably be lost on our American cousins I live in Yorkshire and it takes me all my time to understand it.

Do they swap gender like the folk in Dorset?

"He be a loverly baby bain't she".

We have a lot of shrimpers that come down from the Outer Banks of North Carolina during shrimp season. They have been secluded there from colonial times to just recently. Nearly the same accent. I've got so I don't have to ask them to repeat it again before I understand.