Milsurp After Hours

"Mr. President, this week Syria told you to give them one billion taxpayer dollars, to destroy their WMDs."
"Then Afghanistan told you that we couldn't take back our own military
equipment without paying insane fees . . ."
"Then Libya told you that the United States couldn't enter their country
to come after the Benghazi killers. . . "
"And, Mr. President, an adult Bengal tiger weighs over 900 pounds."

POTUS says, "Wait - What does that last one have to do with me?"

"Until this week, that was the world's largest Pussy!"

Now, now, you shouldn't pick on poor Mr. President, he hasn't been feeling well lately.........


They recently did a colonoscopy..........................and found a brain tumor.........

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You Americans amaze me, we Australians would never speak disrespectfully about our Prime Minister, he is a lying, misbegotten bastard who couldn't lie straight in an Iron Lung but we treat him with respect.

Well said Augie.

It seems the Prez has worked hard to earn our disrespect.......

And we say those things about him so that the NSA, CIA, DHS, or some other alphabet group will
hopefully let him know what we think of him...............

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Aughnanure wrote:You Americans amaze me, we Australians would never speak disrespectfully about our Prime Minister, he is a lying, misbegotten bastard who couldn't lie straight in an Iron Lung but we treat him with respect.

Don't tell me you want Julia back already

Aughnanure wrote:NO!!!

Thought not

Is that a no or in your presidents words Yes

That "NO" is a "NO"and we don't have a President, however when the POTUS says laugh we do more than just chuckle.
We 'uns knows on which side of our bread the drippin' has been spread!