The Portrait
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:40 am
A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."