Just Sayin'
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:36 am
#1 I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
#2 I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
#3 You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
#4 Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
#5 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
#6 I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
#7 I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row!
#8 I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
#9 Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains and in closets for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?
Have a GREAT DAY
#2 I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
#3 You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
#4 Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
#5 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
#6 I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
#7 I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row!
#8 I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
#9 Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains and in closets for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?
Have a GREAT DAY
