The Pastor's Teeth
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:43 am
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk
for more than eight minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's
teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk
for more than eight minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's
teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.
