Milsurp After Hours

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Aaaaahhhhh.......... the dust on that one is making me sneeze..........


And you have forfeited all rights to comment when I post old jokes........

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It's new to me Vern but then I am only 64½

Ah yes, I remember well when I was just a young pup of 64 1/2 years, seems like it was
only 2 years ago..................(it was).
So in deference to your youth, it is understandable that you haven't been around long
enough to have heard all the old jokes. Your rights to comment when I post old jokes
is hereby re-instated.
Enjoy your youth while you can.............

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If you guys are in your youth , as I clocked in at 59 last month I must be a young sprog still .
Never heard that joke before but it was a good one .

Dave

Dave, you are still a kid. I'll clock in at ten years older than you on my next birthday.

I guess you're right Dave, it's not an old joke if you haven't heard it before.................

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Bloody young whippersnappers

Damn kids.