This is where you can share a funny story or joke. Adult humor allowed in large degree. Jokes that are considered more offensive than humorous will be deleted.
My wife was out drinking last night,
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so I thought I'd play a practical joke on her by super gluing the toilet seat before she got home.
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Her arms were stuck to it all night.